30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

englland:

sexting

englland:

sexting

(Source: englland, via relahvant)

30 7 / 2014

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via nerdjpg)

30 7 / 2014

"To get over one addiction, you have to become addicted to something else."

30 7 / 2014

toyota:

sext: ignore my acne

30 7 / 2014

  • 1: [autocorrects i to I]
  • 2: chill

28 7 / 2014

breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

(Source: realitytvbitch, via zackisontumblr)

28 7 / 2014

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

(via relahvant)

28 7 / 2014

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via condom)

28 7 / 2014

"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."

28 7 / 2014

trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this

trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this

(Source: dogmemes, via meatbicyclevevo)

28 7 / 2014

ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

(via natalietranlikesmariahcarey)

28 7 / 2014

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

image

(via jesussbabymomma)

28 7 / 2014

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

28 7 / 2014

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque, via relahvant)